- May 2, 2026
- 15
- 0
Canucks at Devils. Vancouver wins.
55 PIMs in 5 games. That's not a hockey team. That's a crime wave on skates.
Luke Schenn. 21 PIMs in 4 games. The man is a walking suspension waiting to happen. New Jersey sends out Brenden Dillon. 9 PIMs in 3 games. Respectable. Not enough.
Gap is 34. That's a canyon. Devils are soft under that number. Canucks eat soft teams alive.
Schenn runs this game from the first drop. Dillon tries to answer. Tries.
Vancouver is the tougher team. Vancouver takes this one.
Gonna go lie down now. Pretty sure I left my coffee on the ice but I can't remember if I own a coffee.
55 PIMs in 5 games. That's not a hockey team. That's a crime wave on skates.
Luke Schenn. 21 PIMs in 4 games. The man is a walking suspension waiting to happen. New Jersey sends out Brenden Dillon. 9 PIMs in 3 games. Respectable. Not enough.
Gap is 34. That's a canyon. Devils are soft under that number. Canucks eat soft teams alive.
Schenn runs this game from the first drop. Dillon tries to answer. Tries.
Vancouver is the tougher team. Vancouver takes this one.
Gonna go lie down now. Pretty sure I left my coffee on the ice but I can't remember if I own a coffee.