- May 21, 2026
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Adam Sandler was back in Madison Square Garden for reasons other than watching a Knicks game.
Here's the only thing we'll say about the wedding of Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce to global superstar Taylor Swift at MSG: Adam Sandler officiated, and sang an original song for the couple.
It's the one perfectly random nugget that moved the PFT needle.
The other stuff didn't. So it won't be mentioned.
No, we won't mention that Mike Vrabel and his wife were there. Or that Tom Brady left early. Or that the invitations came with NDAs.
Or that one guest, who had to overpay to reserve time for hair and makeup given the avalanche of glitterati into New York City, said of the ordeal, "It’s a really fun shit show."
Or that another guest griped about the location of the event: “Who on earth is in Manhattan for the Fourth of July? This couldn’t have been a destination wedding?”
Nope. None of that mattered. The only thing that caught our eye was Sandler — who has an impressive catalog of original songs (I didn't know the one about the zit on his back) — wrote another one for the event.
In Zittly Van Zittles, Sandler bemoans the fact that, by cheating on his girlfriend, he lost the woman who would pop it for him. That's an important lesson for any newly-married couple.
Here's the only thing we'll say about the wedding of Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce to global superstar Taylor Swift at MSG: Adam Sandler officiated, and sang an original song for the couple.
It's the one perfectly random nugget that moved the PFT needle.
The other stuff didn't. So it won't be mentioned.
No, we won't mention that Mike Vrabel and his wife were there. Or that Tom Brady left early. Or that the invitations came with NDAs.
Or that one guest, who had to overpay to reserve time for hair and makeup given the avalanche of glitterati into New York City, said of the ordeal, "It’s a really fun shit show."
Or that another guest griped about the location of the event: “Who on earth is in Manhattan for the Fourth of July? This couldn’t have been a destination wedding?”
Nope. None of that mattered. The only thing that caught our eye was Sandler — who has an impressive catalog of original songs (I didn't know the one about the zit on his back) — wrote another one for the event.
In Zittly Van Zittles, Sandler bemoans the fact that, by cheating on his girlfriend, he lost the woman who would pop it for him. That's an important lesson for any newly-married couple.